This might make you laugh.

a C. Figueroa

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  I had a dream I started out hanging out with my friend Zoe Glassner as well as a Candace Bushnell in character in NYC. Well, Madam Bushnell invited me to Miami, but then booked us into a 1 bed suite. I was sort of happy about that. I mean, as far as sluts go, she's certainly a prize. Well, I'm in Miami and she's hosting all these parties and all these weird characters that I don't know from around the world are all imposing their interests and demands on the environment/atmosphere so I get frustrated and take a walk.
  
  I mean people from Mauritius, and a elven blond woman speaking Welsh or something fucking impossible. And then young, idiotic, American, athelete Dave Matthews fans. It was just intolerable. I liked the strangeness at first, but they fought over my music, which Candace was happy to let me govern.
  
  There are sharks in the water at Miami Beach and there is some crazy insane storm. So I follow these people on to this bus and it ends up being like all marines, and they were total assholes. We drive out to see on some imaginary causeway and blah blah blah and then the driver throws away my skateboard because "it could have a bomb in it". I'm so pissed off, but I make my way onto a train, except I find out that the train is taking a bunch of other Marines to Atlantic City. I notice you are on this train. You get the train to stop, but we're still in stripmall hell, anywhere, USA. Then I'm on my own again with the guy who plays Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs and another bad guy and they're challenging the US sovereignty in some weird way and the non Mr. Pink bad guy wants me to kill Mr. Pink with a scissors, but I want to kill both of them and get off this new fucking train. Then I woke up.
  
  Fucking hell.