A Much Better Writer Than Myself, the Good Doctor

(2008-05-08 11:48:38) Dr. Namlhuk: finally your orange globe is now green
(2008-05-08 11:48:56) Me: how metaphysical.
(2008-05-08 11:49:15) Dr. Namlhuk: so what did you wanna do in green pernt
(2008-05-08 11:49:41) Me: we could take a long walk of doorbell dixie. that used to be fun in NYC.
(2008-05-08 11:49:48) Me: so many buttons.
(2008-05-08 11:49:54) Me: or if we could just get a monkey...
(2008-05-08 11:50:05) Dr. Namlhuk: a vervent chimpanze perhaps
(2008-05-08 11:50:54) Me: i had to look that up.
(2008-05-08 11:51:04) Dr. Namlhuk: you dont remember
(2008-05-08 11:51:08) Me: no.
(2008-05-08 11:51:10) Dr. Namlhuk: what
(2008-05-08 11:51:17) Dr. Namlhuk: that was your finest moment
(2008-05-08 11:51:26) Me: no idea what you're talking about.
(2008-05-08 11:51:35) Dr. Namlhuk: prague
(2008-05-08 11:51:44) Dr. Namlhuk: pharmacists
(2008-05-08 11:51:48) Me: oh shit.
(2008-05-08 11:51:54) Dr. Namlhuk: good
(2008-05-08 11:52:02) Me: and that funny ass stuff that couldn't have been right
(2008-05-08 11:52:05) Dr. Namlhuk: circus animals
(2008-05-08 11:52:09) Me: what?
(2008-05-08 11:52:13) Dr. Namlhuk: lisbon
(2008-05-08 11:52:15) Me: you have to tell this story.
(2008-05-08 11:52:22) Me: to me and my girlfriend.
(2008-05-08 11:52:26) Dr. Namlhuk: ok
(2008-05-08 11:52:43) Me: i have a vague recollection of standing in an old-fashioned pharmacy as a veterinarian or something.
(2008-05-08 11:52:53) Dr. Namlhuk: oh sit
(2008-05-08 11:52:55) Dr. Namlhuk: down
(2008-05-08 11:53:17) Dr. Namlhuk: cause your past self is about to astound your present self
(2008-05-08 11:53:53) Me: was i drunk?
(2008-05-08 11:54:00) Me: nevermind.
(2008-05-08 11:54:07) Me: that's a stupid question.
(2008-05-08 11:54:19) Me: like an apothecary or something?
(2008-05-08 11:54:34) Dr. Namlhuk: you were scouring the city looking for K
(2008-05-08 11:54:42) Dr. Namlhuk: which you found
(2008-05-08 11:54:57) Dr. Namlhuk: by pretending to be a vets assistance for a circus
(2008-05-08 11:55:37) Dr. Namlhuk: you told them that you had a vervent chimpanze which, due to some emergency or other, needed to be shipped to lisbon
(2008-05-08 11:55:58) Me: oh shit.
(2008-05-08 11:55:58) Dr. Namlhuk: you really dont remember that
(2008-05-08 11:56:07) Me: are you sure? i knew what a vervent chimpanzee was?
(2008-05-08 11:56:17) Dr. Namlhuk: i am positive
(2008-05-08 11:56:24) Dr. Namlhuk: i have pictures
(2008-05-08 11:56:42) Dr. Namlhuk: the evap was all salty cause the goodies were in saline
(2008-05-08 11:56:53) Me: yeah, i remember this part.
(2008-05-08 11:57:43) Me: thank you.
(2008-05-08 11:57:46) Me: that made my day.
(2008-05-08 11:58:01) Dr. Namlhuk: i think back on that and laugh my ass off
(2008-05-08 11:58:22) Me: i remember helping them try to find it with their computer.
(2008-05-08 11:58:27) Me: did we have to wait a day or something?
(2008-05-08 11:58:48) Me: which could obviously have been an issue with the vervent.
(2008-05-08 12:01:54) Dr. Namlhuk: you had me wait by the phone in case they called. I was to be the veterinarian
(2008-05-08 12:02:26) Me: holy shit.
(2008-05-08 12:02:29) Dr. Namlhuk: what was the name of the superstar veterinarian chatractor we invented on the plane
(2008-05-08 12:02:35) Me: i can't remember!
(2008-05-08 12:02:42) Me: but i remember superstar veterinarian!
(2008-05-08 12:02:47) Me: and "we neeeed whiskey"
(2008-05-08 12:02:56) Me: after that it gets fuzzy.
(2008-05-08 12:03:05) Dr. Namlhuk: i know his love interest was name sylvia wormhaven
(2008-05-08 12:03:46) Dr. Namlhuk: and the detective who was sworn to take him down
(2008-05-08 12:03:51) Dr. Namlhuk: i forgot his name too
(2008-05-08 12:04:18) Me: god that is sick. so good.
(2008-05-08 12:04:48) Dr. Namlhuk: the superstar vet cam from a long line of distinguished vets
(2008-05-08 12:04:54) Me: i'm sure he did.
(2008-05-08 12:05:02) Me: i wish you would write a book so i could laugh.
(2008-05-08 12:05:15) Dr. Namlhuk: his grandfather had removed a goiter from one pf jefferson davis' prized heffers
(2008-05-08 12:05:50) Dr. Namlhuk: fuck what was his name