St. Joshuan Feastus of Beastus

(17:13:43) LexAnd125: i'm preparing a feastus.
(17:13:48) LexAnd125: as we speak.
(17:15:58) LexAnd125: it's a feastus of beastus.
(17:16:11) LexAnd125: yesterday i made a scallops and basil omelette.
(17:16:20) LexAnd125: it was the best thing i ever made in all my days.
(17:16:35) n1c0l3tt4108: dang, that sounds amazing
(17:16:41) LexAnd125: 'dang' is right.
(17:16:55) n1c0l3tt4108: i gots a huge kitchen and almost never cook
(17:16:58) n1c0l3tt4108: shame
(17:17:54) LexAnd125: i think that if i were a saint there should be the saint joshua feastus of beastus every september 25th.
(17:18:12) LexAnd125: and you all should celebrate.
(17:18:54) LexAnd125: it will be customary not to check your mail on this holiday.
(17:19:04) n1c0l3tt4108: haha
(17:19:10) LexAnd125: and also, if the holiday falls on a sunday, it will be observed on the following monday.
(17:19:21) LexAnd125: in terms of postal service.
(17:19:49) n1c0l3tt4108: no one shall be able to check mail even if location of key is known
(17:20:54) LexAnd125: absolutely.
(17:22:53) n1c0l3tt4108: good luck with that key situation
(17:23:01) n1c0l3tt4108: i gotta get ass up and print some shirts
(17:24:35) LexAnd125: get ass up then.
(17:24:42) n1c0l3tt4108: gettin!